The shit pot!
What’s the most thoughtful place in the world? Where thoughts start flowing like water? It’s when you are s(h)itting at the pot. Most of world’s most amazing things were thought for at the pot.
As a matter of fact, many top artists have confirmed that they got the idea for their best creation when they were busy at the pot.
I can fully relate, I get such mind bending ideas at that very spot that I keep sitting there long after I’m done with my business.
Part of the reason why amazing ideas hit you at that time is because you are not using phone at that time (if you do, you better not). Another silly reason can be that the shit coming out creates a vacant space in your head which is then quicky filled in with different ideas (but wait shit doesn’t occupy you head, hell no).
Whatever be the reason behind the thoughtfulness of the place. The pot will always be the place where I plan and strategize my day. A life advice for you, though you never asked for it, is to fully utilize your time at the pot by thinking about what bothers you and see it go down the drain (ew).
Wanna be a big success, the pot is the place where you plan it all.
-ChoubeySahab
PS. I know you are already shouting STFU (literally) on me for writing this but the shit pot was the perfect beginning for 2019, now we are sure we have nowhere to go but up xD.