Is there still a superior species than us? (Micro-blog)

Does a species which is far better than us simultaneously exist with us without us knowing? Or maybe a species which lives in a higher world, a world of which we have no clue about.

Are we all just characters of a game which someone else is playing.

A game that even has cheatcodes like “corruption”. Is our life stored in giga-bites on the computer of one from the higher species.

Is there someone, when we die, his/her screen flashes “GAME OVER”

-ChoubeySahab

The funny part of politics (micro-blog)

The most funny part of politics is that it allows political parties to set their own exam papers (by making promises in their manifesto).Now all different parties try and tell people that the questions in their manifesto is what they want answers to the most.

After a party gets elected, it takes a route of its own and doesn’t like to be reminded that they had set a question paper for their ownself which they need to answer.

Fast forward 5 more years and the same party now stands in front of people,this time telling them that they were writing the answers just when the invigilator snatched the paper.

Now, they cry and ask you to give the answer sheet back so that they can complete their answers .The funniest part is we do give them the answer sheet back (more often than not) as we are at the lack of options.

-ChoubeySahab

Non-veg debate-Would we like to be eaten? (Micro-blog)

The non-veg debate is one which never ends. People on both sides of the table have good arguments to back their stance.

But for once I want you to look at this issue from this angle : Would we like to be eaten?

God has been super kind to us by making us the most intelligent species on planet. Imagine if there still existed a species like the Dinosaurs,would we not be a mere part of their sausages.

Is it right on our part to exploit our supremecy by eating away less intelligent species?

-ChoubeySahab

The Best Marketers- Vegetable Vendors (micro blog)

Yesterday I went to the local vegetable market. Tomatoes is what I was looking for. I found out that the market rate for tomatoes is ₹15/kg. I heard a vendor shouting 5 per kg. I immediately went to this vendor without a second thought. I found out that those tomatoes were in a very bad condition. Just when I was about to get disinterested,the vendor told me that he has another lot of tomatoes on the other side of the cart that he is selling for ₹10/kg. Now these ₹10/kg tomatoes,although smaller in size,looked good to me.I bought these ₹10/kg tomatoes.

Now let’s see the marketing tactics of this vendor:-

He shouted ₹5/kg just to grab attention. He knew that noone would be interested in 5 per kg as their condition was really bad. But now that he had my attention because of ₹5/kg,he told me that he has ₹10/kg tomatoes as well which was again lower than the market price. I asked him-“Why aren’t you shouting ₹10/kg instead? to which he candidly replied "₹5 rupee per kg sounds better”

The vendor used a different product to get me to his cart and sold me exactly what I was looking for.

What sounds good, sells good !

-ChoubeySahab

Downsides of tomorrow (micro-blog)

As I have observed, tomorrow has more downsides than upsides. When you know that there exist a tomorrow,you give less for today.

The existence of tomorrow undermines our potential. Tomorrow encourages procrastination. Tomorrow makes us feel like we have plenty of time.

It is because of this tomorrow that average people get success in the 30s or 40s

Fuck tomorrow, I want it all today

-ChoubeySahab